I'm so sick of these cutesy things. "OH THIS IZ TROO READ NOW!!!1!!one!!omg" Here's my version:

1. At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for you. Or kill you themselves, whatever.
2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way. The other 6 billion couldn't give a shit.
3.The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because you're an evil bastard.
4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, especially if they're on acid.
5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep. Usually it's "I hope I don't have to deal with that bastard tomorrow."
6. You mean the world to someone. Unfortunately, the world is Neptune.
7. If not for you, someone may not be living -- so feed the damn dog already!
8. You are special and unique, just like the 6 billion other people on this planet.
9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you. No, wait, never mind - that's the alcohol speaking.
10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, everyone else is going to laugh at you for fucking up so bad.
11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, clobber the world from behind and take its lunch money.
12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, just remember that violence solves everything.
13. Always remember the compliments you received. Kill the rude people.
14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; eventually you will get laid.
15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are disposable and/or edible.

Add this as a comment to ten of your friends and... nothing will happen. Except that you'll have wasted some bandwidth, and possibly annoyed someone.